Jeeves and Wooster (TV Series)

The Silver Jug (or Jeeves Saves the Cow Creamer) (1991)

Alan Gilchrist: Constable

Quotes 

• [a constable chases Bertie into the Drones Club] 

  Constable : Where is he?

  Rogers, Drones Porter : Who, sir?

  Constable : [sees the door behind him]  Right.

  [He moves to open it] 

  Rogers, Drones Porter : I wouldn't go in there, sir.

  Constable : Oh, no?

  [He opens the door...] 

  Cyril 'Barmy' Fotheringay Phipps : BLUEBOTTLE!

  Member : Where?

  [All the members throw their rolls at the constable; he goes down under a barrage of bread and falls backward into the corridor]