Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Weight and See (2005)

James Sie: Jackie Chan

Quotes 

• Jade : Going somewhere?

  Jackie : Canada. The Mountain Demon Chi is in Quebec.

  Jade : Cool. I can practice my French. Croissant. Creme brulée. Baguette.

• Jackie : Maybe that thing *is* broken.

  [Jackie grabs the Chi-o-matic] 

  Jackie : Maybe it's this new containment jar.

  Uncle : Since when are you the big expert? New containment jar is not the problem. Uncle made so device can hold *more* than one demon chi at once. Does not affect the way detector works.

• Jackie : Drago!

  Drago : I'd say it's nice to see you, Chan. But why start the day with a big fat lie?

• Uncle : Now hurry and dig through the chopsticks. We are behind schedule because *you* fell asleep.

  Jackie : So did you.

  Uncle : Uncle merely resting his brain.

• Jackie : What kind of thief steals only food?

  Uncle : Hungry thief.

  [Uncle goes to the phone and picks up the reciever] 

  Uncle : Calling police. Put out A.P.B. for Uncle's cream cheese.

• Jade : Whoa! Looks like Tohru's done with the appetizers.

  Jackie : And moving on to the main course.

  Uncle : Uncle is afraid today's special is San Francisco.

• Jackie : Jade, stay here.

  Jade : This time, I think I will.