Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Re-Enter the J Team (2002)

James Sie: Jackie Chan

Quotes 

• Jackie : Gee, perhaps you should start writing you essay.

  Jade : Tch. You mean write how boring vacation's been. We haven't seen a single demon, or ninja or Dark Hand Thug.

  Jackie : Hmm. My kind of summer.

• Jackie : You want me to attend the tournament as a contestant.

  Captain Black : And find the

  [Black looks around then whispers] 

  Captain Black : jade.

  Jade : [Jade pops her head out from a ventilator]  Captain Black, no offense but this is way out of Jackie's league.

  [Jade jumps down] 

  Jade : This is a job for *the J Team*! El Toro Fuerte, wrestler extraordinaire. Viper, mistress of Hapkido, pilates, and Krav Maga. Tohru the big strong, er, sumo.

  Jackie : Uh, yes. Captain Black, I'm sorry that my niece has such an active imagination.

  Captain Black : I like it! Good work kid.

  [Black pats Jade on the head] 

• Jade : [to Tohru]  Ready to go for the gold Big Bopper?

  Jackie : Oh! Jade? How did -?

  Jade : Captain Black said that the boats were used to smuggle Jade onto the island. Duh!

  Jackie : Not the niece. The stone!

• Jade : [During El Toro's match]  No! The bounce-off-the-ropes maneuver!

  Jackie : What ropes?

• Jackie : I have to get her out of there!

  Viper : You'll jeopardize the mission!

  Jackie : And Jade *won't*?

  Viper : 50-50.

• Jackie : [as he's fighting]  Watch the hands!

  El Toro Fuerte : Amigo. Tag Team.

  [El Toro tags Jackie's hand. Jackie yells in pain] 

  El Toro Fuerte : Sorry.

• Captain Black : Team, I hope you'll consider joining us for future missions.

  Jackie : Well...

  El Toro Fuerte , Viper : We would be honored!