Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Deja Vu (2004)

Stacie Chan: Jade

Quotes 

• Uncle : [Gasp]  The Dark Chi Master himself!

  Jade : Tch. The sly niece-miester herself!

• Jade : Come on Jackie, I've helped save the day 72 times. The world half a dozen times. And your butt more times than I care to count.

  Jackie : And you have made a mess of things more times than I care to count.

  Jade : But I always clean up after myself. Just admit it Jackie, you need me.

• Jade : Uh, where'd they go?

  Uncle : Somewhere in time. We must locate their whereabouts.

  Jade : How? History's a big place.

• Jade : Say, didn't Jackie get out of this scrape in one piece the first time around?

  Uncle : When one revisits the past, one risks changing its outcome.

• Jade : Gee, couldn't you send Jackie to a less life threatening roller coaster like the Pukinator at Mooseworld?

  Uncle : Uncle has no control over portal direction. It is process of trial and error.

  Jackie : Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!

  Uncle : Mostly error.

• Jade : Things can't get any worse for Jackie.

  Uncle : Turning into statue is better?

  Jade : Heh heh. Depends on who you ask.

• Jade : So I'm quite the rascal. But it's not like I'm evil or anything.

  Jackie : [Jackie encounters Jade as Shadowkhan Queen]  Jade?

  Jade : I couldn't help it. I was possessed!

  Uncle : Did Uncle ask you to tattoo demon face onto your leg? No? You do not see Uncle walking around being evil do you?

  Jade : [Jade notices Jackie is now face Uncle]  Uh, Unc.

  Uncle : Uncle could not help it. Was victim of Chi Vampire.

• Jade : What's happening Uncle?

  Uncle : Garlic has accelerate portal magic, causing Jackie to bounce against the walls of time.

• Jackie : Uncle you must trust me. It will be better for Jade, for *us* if she does not stay.

  Jade : [Watching Jackie]  No Jackie. Hang up the phone! You need me.

• Uncle : Jackie, next time you make crank call, phone local!

  Jade : Living with you guys is gonna rock!

  Jackie : [Jackie sighs]  You have no idea yet just how much.