I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
The Colour of Alan (2002)
Amelia Bullmore: Sonja
Quotes
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Sonja : [holding a pair of cushions with her's and Alan's faces on them] You just take normal photograph into Snappy Snaps and he put photo on cushion. This cushion is called scatter cushion, it's brilliant. I call it scatter love cushion. Because it represent my love for Alan.
Builder : You could sit on his face.
[the other builder laughs]
Sonja : What do you mean?
Builder : You could sit on Alan's face, you know. It's a joke.
Sonja : [starts hitting the builders with the cushions] It's very filthy joke! Alan is hitting you!
Alan Partridge : [intervening] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That's English for stop a horse!
Sonja : He is being very disgusting.
Alan Partridge : What did he say?
Sonja : He say I sit on your face.
Alan Partridge : [to the builders] Have you been spying on us?
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Sonja : [holding a kitchen knife] You want to make love?
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Sonja : You want eat?
Alan Partridge : What have we got?
Sonja : We got eggs, we got chicken...
Alan Partridge : Which came first?
Sonja : Well, I just buy the chicken on Thursday...
Alan Partridge : [disappointed that Sonja doesn't get his joke] Yeah, yeah, chicken's fine.
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Sonja : [getting a chicken out of the fridge] It's empty.
Alan Partridge : What do you mean?
Sonja : The chicken is empty.
Alan Partridge : What do you mean, it's empty? What, do you mean it's hollow?
Sonja : There isn't chicken inside the chicken.
Alan Partridge : You didn't buy a display model, did you?
Sonja : The, the, the insides.
Alan Partridge : You mean the giblets?
Sonja : Yes, giblets, yes, where is that?
Alan Partridge : But it's awful!
Sonja : Well, I like them.
Alan Partridge : They might eat them in your country, sweetheart, we don't here. I don't want to eat an intestine or a chicken heart on a... on a mini-muffin. That's like some sort of voodoo canape.