I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

I Know What Alan Did Last Summer (2002)

Felicity Montagu: Lynn Benfield

Quotes 

• Lynn Benfield : Have you decided what you're going to call the house?

  Alan Partridge : I've narrowed it down to "Lord House", "Ace House" and "The Cinnamons".

• Alan Partridge : Lynn, what do you think is Sonja's best feature?

  Lynn Benfield : Her hair?

  Alan Partridge : Nope.

  Lynn Benfield : Her neck?

  Alan Partridge : Try again.

  Lynn Benfield : Her eyes? Her eyelashes?

  Alan Partridge : [cuts her off]  It's going to take forever, no - it's her feet. Lovely dainty feet. I don't like big feet. Reminds me of gammon.

• Lynn Benfield : You're completely ready for the Inland Revenue? Have you got all your receipts?

  Alan Partridge : Yes. Some are on a spike over there, you've got some in a fat envelope and the rest are in a shoe box which I threw off a ferry. That was a low point.