I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

I Know What Alan Did Last Summer (2002)

Amelia Bullmore: Sonja

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Quotes 

• Alan Partridge : That was the best full English breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmot's wedding.

  Sonja : It was ruddy superb?

  Alan Partridge : Oh, yeah. I'd have that three times a day if I could, but I'd be dead!

  Sonja : It kill you?

  Alan Partridge : Yeah, it's cholesterol. Scottish people eat it. Few of them make 60.

• Sonja : Alan, I buy you another present.

  Alan Partridge : What?

  Sonja : [holds up a toy car]  It's a London love taxi. I have put my heart in back of taxi and tell driver to go to you.

  Alan Partridge : Aaah. Don't know what you're talking about.

  [he puts it in an cabinet full of other London touristy gifts] 

  Alan Partridge : I'll just pop that up there with the others. Getting a bit crowded now. Like London. Which I spell S-H-I-T-H-O-L-E, shithole!

• Alan Partridge : Do you want to go to prison? Do you? Do you want to go to prison?

  Sonja : You tell me prison is very cushy. Is like holiday camps.

  Alan Partridge : I was making a point about something else.

• [Sonja wants to go to Bono's house, who Alan claims he is friends with, so Alan has taken her to Blickling Hall, a stately home open to the public, and is telling her it's Bono's house] 

  Sonja : [in the car park]  Who are all these cars?

  Alan Partridge : These are all Bono's.

  Sonja : All these cars?

  Alan Partridge : Yeah. He's got the biggest collection of, uh, hatchbacks in the country.

• Alan Partridge : [about the Inland Revenue women who are paying a visit]  Sonja, these are very important people.

  Sonja : [points at one of them]  She wears no make-up!

• Sonja : Do you want me to be good little shut-up Sonja? Zip!

  [she storms out of the caravan]