I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
Alan Wide Shut (2002)
Simon Ludders: Builder
Quotes
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Lynn Benfield : Right, I've got some stuff for your bedroom. Have you decided which room it's going to be?
Alan Partridge : Yes. Now, the bedroom: down the corridor, last door on the left.
John - Builder : That's the box room, Al. I mean, that's the same size as your bedroom in the caravan.
Alan Partridge : Is it?
Lynn Benfield : Yeah.
Alan Partridge : Fine. Just, you know, squeeze a double bed in there and I can open the door and just step up onto the bed.
Lynn Benfield : Where are your clothes going to go?
Alan Partridge : In the storage room. Just a short, naked jog across the landing.
Lynn Benfield : What happens when you've got guests?
Alan Partridge : [puts his hands over his crotch] Lynn, I'll cup myself. I don't mean with an actual cup.
Carl - Builder : More like an egg cup.
Alan Partridge : It wouldn't be an egg cup. It'd be two egg cups and a kidney dish.