I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
Alan Wide Shut (2002)
Simon Greenall: Michael
Quotes
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Michael : Look at that! I better you never thought that you could make toast in a microwave.
Alan Partridge : That's not toast, Michael, that's hot, floppy bread.
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Alan Partridge : I'll tell you what amuses me, Michael. It really amuses me when people criticise my book just because I happen to use the phrase "Needless to say, I had the last laugh" 14 times. Because you and I know in my life, to date, I've actually had the last laugh...
Michael : 25 times.
Alan Partridge : 25 times, exactly.
