Home Improvement (TV Series)

What a Drag (1998)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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Quotes 

• Tim Taylor : You've got so much to lose. What about your soccer scholarship?

  Jill Taylor : And the trust of a family who loves you.

  Brad Taylor : Yeah, I don't want to lose my soccer scholarship...Or the other thing.

• Brad : [on the phone]  Hey, it's Brad. Listen, I can't take you to that party. Yeah, I kinda got busted by my parents. Yeah, won't be smoking pot for a while.

  Tim : [Standing behind him]  For a while?

  Brad : Uh... Gotta go.

• Jill Taylor : You remember when the worst problem we had with Brad was toilet training?

  Tim Taylor : Hmm, makes sense. Couldn't get him on the pot and now we're trying to get him off the pot.

• Tim Taylor : Don't say 'downer'.

• Tim Taylor : It's going to be a long winter, Al's mom saw her shadow.

  [to Al] 

  Tim Taylor : Are we certain, 'cause she can't see her feet at this point, can she?