Home Improvement (TV Series)

Say Goodnight, Gracie (1998)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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Quotes 

• Gracie : That's Mr. Lion Cub.

  Tim : Sorry, I've never been a lion cub before.

  Randy : I have. You know, I gotta tell you it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.

• Tim : [Playing with Buzz Lightyear doll]  I am Buzz Lightyear. No, *I* am Buzz Lightyear. No, *I* am Buzz Lightyear. No, I come in peace.

  Doll : I come in peace.

  Tim : No, *I* come in peace.

• Tim : [playing tea party; in high voice]  Now, what would Her Royal Fridigness like to have?

  Randy : How about a lobotomy?

  Tim : Well look who's here. It's the village idiot.

• Tim : Hey Cousin Randy, why don't you play with Cousin Gracie so Uncle Tim can go play with Mr. Hot Rod?

  Randy : Well, Cousin Randy would love to, but unfortunately I've got to spend a couple hours with Uncle Chemistry and Aunt Algerbra.

• Tim : Why don't you tell the audience out there what Uncle Tim says whenever he starts a project.

  Gracie Taylor : Ow, that hurts?

  Tim : Come on, what does he say?

  Claire Taylor : Call 911?

  Tim : No. What did I say backstage?

  Gracie Taylor : Al, your mom's fat?

• Jill : What do you want to talk about?

  Tim : I wanna talk about what Sherlock Wendell Holmes said. The reason I want daughters is because they're like rotten peaches. I should just play with my pears.

  Jill : I think it would be better for all concerned if you didn't father any more children.