- Detective Roberts: You tampered with the crime scene?
- Tim Taylor: I did not know it was a crime. I did not know it at the time.
- Detective Roberts: [writes] "Dr. Seuss claims there was a witch".
- Brad Taylor: Who's Agatha?
- Jill Taylor: She's that witch that Wilson was dating.
- Brad Taylor: Mom, it's okay. I'm old enough. You can say the "B" word.