Home Improvement (TV Series)

A Taylor Runs Through It (1995)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Jill : [after Jill is injured in a water skiing accident]  I have a bandage on my nose, a sprained wrist, a sore ankle, and my butt is COMPLETLY black and blue.

  Tim : Well at least you have some color.

  Jill : Do you think this is funny?

  Tim : Not if you don't.

• Tim : You'd hate yourself forever if you didn't go.

  Jill : Actually, I'd hate you.

  Tim : I thought of that too.