Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Funny Thing Happened on the Way to London (1967)

Robert Clary: LeBeau

Quotes 

• Sgt. Schultz : [finding a dummy in Robert's bed]  That's not Capt. Roberts.

  LeBeau : He must have sneaked out. I bet he's trying to escape.

  Sgt. Schultz : Oo-o-o, I'm in trouble. Where would he go?

  LeBeau : Try the wire near the main gate.

  Sgt. Schultz : Right! How do you know?

  LeBeau : If I was going to escape, that's where I would go.

  Sgt. Schultz : Okay. Keep the pancakes warm.

• LeBeau : Boy, I miss all the action.

  Col. Hogan : Stop complaining. This whole operation depends on you. You all set?

  LeBeau : Sure, I cook while everybody else fights a war.

  Col. Hogan : I'll see that de Gaulle gives you an oak leaf cluster and a Crêpe Suzette, now move.