Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Funny Thing Happened on the Way to London (1967)

John Banner: Sgt. Schultz

Quotes 

• Sgt. Schultz : [finding a dummy in Robert's bed]  That's not Capt. Roberts.

  LeBeau : He must have sneaked out. I bet he's trying to escape.

  Sgt. Schultz : Oo-o-o, I'm in trouble. Where would he go?

  LeBeau : Try the wire near the main gate.

  Sgt. Schultz : Right! How do you know?

  LeBeau : If I was going to escape, that's where I would go.

  Sgt. Schultz : Okay. Keep the pancakes warm.

• Sgt. Schultz : Aw, you're nice, Col. Hogan. You might be my enemy but sometimes you're also my friend.

  Col. Hogan : Look at it this way, Schultz, if you got me as a friend, you don't really need an enemy.