Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
Art for Hogan's Sake (1966)
John Banner: Sgt. Schultz
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Quotes
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Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : That's right, get the p- Wait a minute. This is the picture that was burned up.
Cpl. Karl Langenscheidt : Ja, there is something wrong here.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : You're part of it, shut up.
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Verlaine : They stole it from the museum?
Cpl. Louis LeBeau : Filthy assassins.
Verlaine : Ah, animals.
Suzette : Dogs!
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : You forgot pigs... By the way who are we talking about?
Cpl. Louis LeBeau : Germans!
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : I got into the wrong conversation.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : Schultz we're in Paris you're a General half smashed on good wine. What more do you want?
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : I want the truth! That's what I want! The truth!
Col. Robert E. Hogan : What is the truth Schultz as you see it?
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : I see nothing, I know nothing.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : [Shultz, impersonating a Wermacht General, has run off a pair of Gestapo men attempting to search the flat of LeBeau's artist friend who will forge the replacement of the painting. While being heartily congratulated by the painter, painter's daughter, LeBeau & Hogan Hogan asks] How'd you do that?
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Easy. Lucky for you, I was *loaded*.
[Schultz had been drinking wine all afternoon]
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : [siren] Hold it. We got company. Two goons from the Cafe.
Cpl. Louis LeBeau : Hey, they're stopping right here.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Uh-Huh.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : The Gestapo!
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Well it ain't Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
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Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Should it ever happen again, I will report you to your superior officer, and then to his superior officer, and then even to his superior officer. I will report you all the way up until it comes back to me.
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Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : I could get into trouble. They might send me to the Russian front.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : So what if they do? Wouldn't you rather go as a general than a sergeant?
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : That's true. I never thought of it.