- Jonathan Smith: Life's a game you'll be playing a long time after you hang up the cleats. A game you play with your body and your mind. That's why it's important you get your mind in shape.
- Mark Gordon: Here's a good one for ya, Jonathan: What's the definition of a dead atheist?
- Jonathan Smith: I couldn't guess.
- Mark Gordon: All dressed up and no place to go. Ha-ha-ha!
- Jonathan Smith: Cute. Real cute.