- Paula Yates: [to Ian Hislop] Don't even look at me, you sperm of the devil.
- Ian Hislop: Sperm of the devil. Even your insults emanate from the genitals.
- Angus: So, Paula, put us right, then. Did you *not* have a breast enlargment operation at the beginning of your relationship with Michael?
- Woman in Audience: Yes!
- Paula Yates: All right! So much for sisterhood!
- Ian Hislop: So much for sisterhood?
- Paula Yates: [pointing to part of the audience] That's a women just said yes!
- Ian Hislop: Is that what you said to Helena Christiansen?
- Angus: Woo!
- Audience: Oooh!
- Ian Hislop: [Turning towards the audience] I can't believe it!
- Paul Merton: Who's Helena Christiansen?
- Angus: You *can* always resort to physical violence after the show!
- Paula Yates: [Turning to Paul] I'll tell you later.
- Gordon Kennedy: Don't take it out on me.
- [pointing to Ian]
- Gordon Kennedy: I'm not the sperm of the devil, he is.