Paul Merton: Self - Team Captain

Quotes 

• Angus : So, Paula, put us right, then. Did you *not* have a breast enlargment operation at the beginning of your relationship with Michael?

  Woman in Audience : Yes!

  Paula Yates : All right! So much for sisterhood!

  Ian Hislop : So much for sisterhood?

  Paula Yates : [pointing to part of the audience]  That's a women just said yes!

  Ian Hislop : Is that what you said to Helena Christiansen?

  Angus : Woo!

  Audience : Oooh!

  Ian Hislop : [Turning towards the audience]  I can't believe it!

  Paul Merton : Who's Helena Christiansen?

  Angus : You *can* always resort to physical violence after the show!

  Paula Yates : [Turning to Paul]  I'll tell you later.