Have I Got News for You (TV Series)
Episode #10.1 (1995)
Ian Hislop: Self - Team Captain
Quotes
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Paula Yates : [to Ian Hislop] Don't even look at me, you sperm of the devil.
Ian Hislop : Sperm of the devil. Even your insults emanate from the genitals.
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Angus : So, Paula, put us right, then. Did you *not* have a breast enlargment operation at the beginning of your relationship with Michael?
Woman in Audience : Yes!
Paula Yates : All right! So much for sisterhood!
Ian Hislop : So much for sisterhood?
Paula Yates : [pointing to part of the audience] That's a women just said yes!
Ian Hislop : Is that what you said to Helena Christiansen?
Angus : Woo!
Audience : Oooh!
Ian Hislop : [Turning towards the audience] I can't believe it!
Paul Merton : Who's Helena Christiansen?
Angus : You *can* always resort to physical violence after the show!
Paula Yates : [Turning to Paul] I'll tell you later.