- Jenny Lake Carruthers: You know, I hardly ever travel without my father, and here I am, cheated by a bank, pursued by a maniac, I do hope you're right about taking a different stage.
- George Wilson: [after an intense fist fight with Paladin] Do you think he'll be all right?
- Secret Service Agent Matlock: Certainly he'll be all right. Do you think I'm a plumber laying him out with a piece of pipe? Just to the right mastoid. Why he won't even have a headache.