- Lily: It is physically impossible for anyone to be that positive. And if they were, I would not want to be on a plane with them for 10 hours to Japan! Exclamation point!
- Eddie Finnerty: [Entering] Hey, how's it going?
- Sean Finnerty: [Sean just learned that Lily lost her virginity and Claudia knew about it] Eddie, we're kind of in the middle of something here!
- Eddie Finnerty: That's okay. I'll catch up.
- Sean Finnerty: [Sean is remembering an incident after Eddie points out how at-home Brad has become in the Finnerty household and is brushing his teeth when Brad enters the bathroom, flips up the toilet lid and prepares to urinate] Brad, what are you doing?
- Brad O'Keefe: Don't look at me! I'll freeze up!
- Sean Finnerty: But you told your mother!
- Lily: No, I didn't! She caught us! She caught Brad coming out of my room in my pink bathrobe.
- Sean Finnerty: [Realizing Claudia had lied to him about her special bond with Lily] So, you didn't have a special moment where you bonded over your secret?
- Lily: Oh, God! No!