Grounded for Life (TV Series)
Tombstone Blues (2004)
Kevin Corrigan: Eddie Finnerty
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Quotes
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Claudia Finnerty : [Eddie hangs up the phone] Who was that?
Eddie Finnerty : You remember my friend, Hope? She's ovulating. I've gotta go over there and give her a baby.
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Lily Finnerty : [Taunting Jimmy for his lack of a girlfriend] Hey, Uncle Eddie! I hear you have a girlfriend.
Eddie Finnerty : She's not my girlfriend. I'm just trying to impregnate her.
Jimmy Finnerty : I hear that!
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Sister Helen : Who's the woman?
Eddie Finnerty : It's just this woman I'm trying to impregnate, so we're having lots of meaningless sex.
Sister Helen : You're kind of out of practice on how to talk to a nun, aren't you?
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Claudia Finnerty : Why don't you guys go to the cemetery with your dad this afternoon?
Sean Finnerty : Yeah. It's been a while. That'd be nice. Whaddaya say, Eddie?
Eddie Finnerty : [Referring to his date to impregnate Hope] Okay. I've got a 3:00, but I can make it by 3:15.
Sean Finnerty : [Sarcastically] Why don't we make it 4:00? Then you'll have time for a shower.
Eddie Finnerty : That included time for a shower.
Claudia Finnerty : [Sarcastically] Hope's a lucky girl!
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Eddie Finnerty : I just feel like my life has no meaning.
Sister Helen : Oh, that can't be true. You must have *some* achievements.
Eddie Finnerty : All I can think of is my high school track record.
Sister Helen : Actually, Jordan Ellis shattered that.
Eddie Finnerty : Who's he?
Sister Helen : She.