- Claudia Finnerty: He thinks you should be a waitress?
- Lily Finnerty: Or a hairdresser or a masseuse! And I already checked. Yale doesn't offer any of those.
- Brad O'Keefe: I got an interview at Yale!
- Lily Finnerty: That's great! Because so did I!
- Brad O'Keefe: You got an interview at Yale?
- Lily Finnerty: Yeah! I guess I'm not as stupid as you thought I was!
- Brad O'Keefe: I guess not. I mean, I never thought you were stupid, I thought you were pretty! I'll let myself out.
- Sean Finnerty: You told them you were Native American?
- Lily Finnerty: Well, I am! I've lived in America my whole life!
- Claudia Finnerty: It's a pity casserole! She thinks we're low class!
- Eddie Finnerty: It could be because there's a broken dryer on your front porch.
- Brad O'Keefe: How did your interview go?
- Lily Finnerty: Pretty good!
- Brad O'Keefe: Any advice for me?
- Lily Finnerty: Don't do what I did.
- Mrs. Cummings: On extracurricular activities you put dance. What kind of dance?
- Lily Finnerty: [Still pretending to be Native American] Oh, jazz, tap... rain.
- Mrs. Cummings: You're not Native American, are you?
- Lily Finnerty: Of course I am! Although we prefer the term "Indian".
- Eddie Finnerty: So, you touched somebody.
- Jimmy Finnerty: Yeah! And I'm gonna touch her again on Friday!