- Sean Finnerty: Okay! I'll paint the fence. But that's the last thing I'm doing to make this house look nice!
- Brad O'Keefe: Sister Helen!
- Sister Helen: Oh. Hello, Brad.
- Brad O'Keefe: What are you doing here?
- Sister Helen: Buying a camisole.
- Brad O'Keefe: Really? Because I thought...
- Sister Helen: Nuns wear underwear, Brad. You didn't think we were all going commando under these habits, did you?
- Lily Finnerty: Mom, let me ask you something: when you and Daddy were dating, was there ever a time he didn't want to touch you?
- Claudia Finnerty: [Scoffing] No!
- Lily Finnerty: Were there ever two or three days when...?
- Claudia Finnerty: No!
- Lily Finnerty: Did an hour ever go by...?
- Claudia Finnerty: No!
- Lily Finnerty: I guess I should ask somebody who's not married to a rabbit!
- Jimmy Finnerty: [the family is trying to suppress their laughter at Jimmy's Rastafarian beanie] What?
- Sean Finnerty: [Can't control his laughter] Nothing. I was just watching the news earlier and they're really worried because apparently someone shot the sheriff.