Grounded for Life (TV Series)

SAT and Sympathy (2003)

Dave Sheridan: Jack

Quotes 

• Sean Finnerty : [to a couple of belligerent drunks]  Hey, can you guys keep it down?

  Belligerent drunk : If we wanna keep it down, we'll go to a better bar!

  Sean Finnerty : Oh, okay. Jack!

  Jack : [comes from the back room]  What's the problem, chief?

  [Sean indicates the two drunks] 

  Jack : Okay, which do you boys prefer?

  [sets two sixpacks of canned soda on the table] 

  Jack : Regular or diet?

  Belligerent drunk : I dunno.

  Jack : [slipping a sixpack into a pillowcase and swinging it]  Okay. We're going with diet.