Grounded for Life (TV Series)

SAT and Sympathy (2003)

Donal Logue: Sean Finnerty

Quotes 

• Henry Finnerty : I can't find Jack!

  Sean Finnerty : Oh, yeah, buddy. Uh, Jack went on a trip.

  Henry Finnerty : A trip to where?

  Sean Finnerty : Oh, he has a cousin who has a farm and there's lots of pastures so Jack and his buddies can run around.

  Henry Finnerty : What kind of a farm?

  Eddie Finnerty : Ostrich.

  Henry Finnerty : Oh, he'll love that!

• Sean Finnerty : [to a couple of belligerent drunks]  Hey, can you guys keep it down?

  Belligerent drunk : If we wanna keep it down, we'll go to a better bar!

  Sean Finnerty : Oh, okay. Jack!

  Jack : [comes from the back room]  What's the problem, chief?

  [Sean indicates the two drunks] 

  Jack : Okay, which do you boys prefer?

  [sets two sixpacks of canned soda on the table] 

  Jack : Regular or diet?

  Belligerent drunk : I dunno.

  Jack : [slipping a sixpack into a pillowcase and swinging it]  Okay. We're going with diet.

• Eddie Finnerty : Sean, this guy...

  [Indicating Jack] 

  Eddie Finnerty : This guy. I'm not really a fan.

  Sean Finnerty : Neither am I, Eddie!

  Eddie Finnerty : So, you want me to take him to a cement factory in Weehawken? Or a ride on my friend's boat at Rockaway?

• Sean Finnerty : [entering]  Hey, Henry! What's up?

  Henry Finnerty : I can't find Jack. He was gonna show me how to cook hotdogs with a cigarette lighter!