- Jimmy Finnerty: Damn!
- Claudia Finnerty: What's the matter, honey? Did you lose something?
- Jimmy Finnerty: God, Mom! What's with all the questions? Can't you just back off?
- [Runs up the stairs]
- Eddie Finnerty: [to Claudia] It's a fun age.
- Jimmy Finnerty: [Reading the glued-together ransom note] "If you want to see Banky alive again you must meet our demands".
- Henry Finnerty: What makes you think I had anything to do with that?
- Jimmy Finnerty: You have a "G" and a "K" glued to your hands!
- Henry Finnerty: That's just a coincidence!
- Jimmy Finnerty: The note's signed, "Henry"!
- Henry Finnerty: Damn! You're good!
- Kristen: [Henry answers the door] Is Jimmy here?
- Henry Finnerty: You're here for *Jimmy*?
- Kristen: Yes.
- Henry Finnerty: You *do* know you're a girl, right?
- Eddie Finnerty: Maybe you should take a psychology class before you yank someone's emotional anchor away!
- Claudia Finnerty: What do you know about it? You're not a parent!
- Eddie Finnerty: No, but I was a child. My father did the same thing to me with my teddy bear, Mr. Brown. He made me watch while he burned it.
- Claudia Finnerty: Well, that was just sadistic! What I did was nothing like that!
- Eddie Finnerty: Well, *you* explain the difference to Jimmy when he's paying women to spank him.