- Claudia Finnerty: [Sarcastically] Come on, Lily! You don't think those kids would actually vote for someone who cares about the school, do you?
- Lily Finnerty: [Seriously] I hope not, but I can't take that chance!
- Moderator: Lily Finnerty, what would you do to make St. Finnian's better?
- Eddie Finnerty: That's not the question. The question is: Why does Brad O'Keefe cry every time he watches "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"?
- Brad O'Keefe: It's a touching movie!
- Eddie Finnerty: Do we really want somebody so emotionally unstable with his finger on the button?
- Brad O'Keefe: What button?