- Sean Finnerty: Come on! It's a classic of American Musical Theater!
- Sister Helen: Oh, please! It's no "Sound of Music"!
- Sean Finnerty: Oh, yeah, you *would* pick that one! You're a nun!
- Sister Helen: Alright! It's no "West Side Story"!
- Sean Finnerty: Okay, that's a good one. But look...
- Sean Finnerty: [to Jimmy, who's watching Lily's dance squad practice to "Big Spender"] Oh, hey! What's going on?
- Jimmy Finnerty: [Pointing to one of the girls] I don't know why, but I want to give that one my allowance!
- Sean Finnerty: [Shocked at Lily's sensuous dance routine] What are you doing? You should be ashamed of yourself! Your grandmother sat in that chair, God rest her soul!
- Lily Finnerty: Wait a minute. How old were those boys who were talking about me?
- Claudia Finnerty: I don't know. 10th grade? 11th grade?
- Lily Finnerty: And they were saying things like, "Ooh, baby"?
- Claudia Finnerty: It was disturbing!
- Lily Finnerty: That is so cool! You're coming tonight, aren't you, Grandpa?
- Walt Finnerty: Only if you want an audience of dead boys!