- Claudia Finnerty: And isn't the chrome a little...
- Sean Finnerty: Oh! Now the chrome's too much? Why can't I have a little fun?
- [Storms off in a tantrum]
- Sean Finnerty: Thanks to Claudia, we had a wimped-out robot!
- Claudia Finnerty: We had an age-appropriate robot!
- Sean Finnerty: It was getting picked on by all the other robots! Good thing it didn't have any lunch money!
- Lily Finnerty: [after hearing Eddie's confession of having sex with Miss Spinoza to get Lily a shot at Dance Squad] Oh, my God, Uncle Eddie! I thought you broke Kelli's leg!
- Eddie Finnerty: I would never hurt anyone. I'm like Gandhi.
- Lily Finnerty: But you *did* sleep with Miss Spinoza and then take off.
- Eddie Finnerty: Alright. I'm not *exactly* like Gandhi.
- Lily Finnerty: Kelli is on the Dance Squad and I'm the alternate, so with her leg broken, I get a shot to dance!
- Claudia Finnerty: [Disgusted by Lily's self-centeredness] Do you know how unattractive you sound right now?
- Lily Finnerty: Her leg will heal! Besides, she's got big boobs! She'll be fine!