- Eddie Finnerty: Are you gonna put that picture on the fridge?
- Claudia Finnerty: No!
- Eddie Finnerty: Can I have it?
- Claudia Finnerty: NO!
- Brad O'Keefe: You don't understand, Lily! The more my dad says your parents are perverted sex maniacs, the more I realize we were meant for each other!
- Eddie Finnerty: Hey, nice tattoo! Did you do that yourself?
- Alex: Yeah.
- Eddie Finnerty: Why are you so into satin?
- Alex: It says Satan!
- Eddie Finnerty: You don't win the spelling bees, do you?