Grounded for Life (TV Series)

It's Hard to Be a Saint in the City (2004)

Bret Harrison: Brad O'Keefe

Quotes 

• Brad O'Keefe : Our float's gonna be great!

  [Shows Lily the design drawing] 

  Brad O'Keefe : See, we gave St. Patrick an animatronic arm, so he can beckon the snakes out of Ireland.

  Lily Finnerty : Oh, that's great! The only thing I don't see on the Dance Squad float is room for the Dance Squad to dance!

  Brad O'Keefe : [Looking at the drawing]  I guess we could take out a couple of the snakes.

  Lily Finnerty : Or...

  [Grabs the drawing and scribbles on it] 

  Brad O'Keefe : According to scale, that's a ninety-foot platform with no support.

  Lily Finnerty : Here.

  [Grabs the drawing again and scribbles on it again] 

  Brad O'Keefe : Oh, you added a little wheel. Problem solved!

• Brad O'Keefe : That's the kind of publicity we need! I'll give you guys fifty bucks to put a Red Boot banner on your float.

  Henry Finnerty : [Dubious]  I don't know if it will fit.

  Brad O'Keefe : Sure! Just do this!

  [Grabs the drawing and scribbles on it] 

  Henry Finnerty : Great. An eighty-foot banner attached by a sqiggle!

• Sister Helen : [the crowd is booing St. Finnian's float]  Why are they booing?

  Brad O'Keefe : St. Patrick's down to one finger and it's the bad finger!

  [Sister Helen turns around, horrified] 

  Brad O'Keefe : What do we do now?

  Sister Helen : [Opening the car door]  I'm outta here! I can't be associated with *that*!

  Brad O'Keefe : But I'm not insured to drive this thing!

  Sister Helen : The Lord will protect you.