- Jimmy Finnerty: None shall pass!
- Henry Finnerty: Cool fort, huh?
- Jimmy Finnerty: And you can't get through unless you know the password!
- Claudia Finnerty: Is it "boobies"?
- Jimmy Finnerty: Henry, I told you we needed a new password!
- Henry Finnerty: I just like that one so much!
- Sean Finnerty: [typing an answer to an IM, pretending to be Lily] Oh, just hanging. You know, keeping it fresh.
- Jimmy Finnerty: Keeping it fresh?
- Sean Finnerty: Yeah. That's what the kids are saying.
- Claudia Finnerty: No, they're not.
- Eddie Finnerty: They're saying "spank". That's spank!
- Jimmy Finnerty: No, we're not.
- Eddie Finnerty: You will be.
- Jimmy Finnerty: We're making a fort.
- Henry Finnerty: Did you ever make forts, Grandpa?
- Walt Finnerty: Are you kidding? We used to play Cowboys and Indians. That was back when you could say "Indian". You can't say "Indian" now.
- Henry Finnerty: I can't say, "Bite my ass!"
- Jimmy Finnerty: Watch your mouth!
- Henry Finnerty: Bite my ass, Indian!