- Eddie: [about the Statue of Liberty] During the French and Indian War, they pretended it was a gift and when we accepted it, French soldiers jumped out of it and kicked our ass.
- Walt Finnerty: Ramones?
- Sean: *The* Ramones! On their Farewell Tour!
- Eddie: And you never know if it'll be their last one.
- Sister Helen: The Ramones? I wouldn't care if Jimi Hendrix rose from the grave! Homework is important!
- Sean: So, if Jimi Hendrix rose from the grave, you wouldn't call that important?
- Sister Helen: Well, that might be an exception.
- Sean: Ah-hah! So you admit there might be a theological justification for attending a concert!
- Sister Helen: I'm a nun. I could hardly ignore a resurrection! Besides, the Ramones aren't dead, they're just over the hill. I can't even tell "Rock and Roll High School" from "Rockaway Beach".
- Sean: No! No! That's not true! They're two very different songs! Granted, they both have the "rock, rock" part, but otherwise, they're completely different!