Grounded for Life (TV Series)

I Saw Daddy Hitting Santa Claus (2001)

Megyn Price: Claudia Finnerty

Quotes 

• Claudia : You were ambushed by elves?

  Sean : Yeah! Yeah! Santa's elves! The fat bastard sic'ed them on me!

  Claudia : But your dad is Santa.

  Sean : Yeah! And he's a fat bastard!

• Claudia : Good Lord! You guys grew up in a Dickens novel!

  Eddie : It was more like Bukowski.

• Claudia : [Talking about the last Christmas tree on the lot]  Why didn't you just buy it?

  Eddie : I don't buy trees! It's just wrong! It's people trying to profit from the birth of Our Lord!