Grounded for Life (TV Series)

I Saw Daddy Hitting Santa Claus (2001)

Donal Logue: Sean Finnerty

Quotes 

• Young Sean : Dad, can I have an Evel Knievel stunt cycle for Christmas?

  Walt : No. You are not getting Evel Knievel. You're getting pants and a yo-yo. And you better act surprised!

  Eddie : [Back to present day]  I remember that Christmas. I got a dictionary and a vest.

  Sean : At least you didn't get beaned with a yo-yo for not acting surprised.

• Henry : It's Santa! He really did come!

  Sean : [Dressed as Santa]  Ho! Ho! Ho!

  [His bag breaks and presents fall to the floor] 

  Sean : Oh, crap!

  Henry : Mom, why did Santa just use a swear word?

• Sean : [playing Joseph in the Christmas play]  Behold! Can the people in the back behold? Can the people in the front please make room for those in the back who have difficulty beholding?

• Claudia : You were ambushed by elves?

  Sean : Yeah! Yeah! Santa's elves! The fat bastard sic'ed them on me!

  Claudia : But your dad is Santa.

  Sean : Yeah! And he's a fat bastard!