- Walt Finnerty: Sean, what are you doing? I had to lock up the bar because there's no one working down there!
- Sean Finnerty: What happened to Reggie?
- Walt Finnerty: He's suspended without pay until I find out what happened to all the limes.
- Claudia Finnerty: I am a young, hip mom!
- Eddie Finnerty: Is that a tissue in your sleeve?
- Claudia Finnerty: I have a cold!
- Movie actress: [Walt is watching a movie on TV] Where did you learn to please a woman?
- Movie actor: From a man.
- Walt Finnerty: Oh, that is just wrong!