- Walt Finnerty: So, how's that abstinence pledge coming along?
- Jimmy Finnerty: Uh, so far, so good.
- Walt Finnerty: Because, you know, Jimmy, abstinence is abstinence, no matter how many people are involved. Or how few.
- Jimmy Finnerty: What do you mean?
- Walt Finnerty: Your body is a temple, it's not a pull toy!
- Lily Finnerty: I'm lighting a candle for those about to marry.
- Henry Finnerty: And I'm lighting a candle for all the frog children who were robbed of their powers!
- Eddie Finnerty: My whole life has been a lie, because my father couldn't accept me for what I am: a lefty! So he beat it out of me!
- Walt Finnerty: I never beat you! For that...
- Claudia Finnerty: Lily, go take off the dress.
- Lily Finnerty: Yes, ma'am.
- [Starts up the stairs]
- Brad O'Keefe: [following her] I'll help you!
- Sean Finnerty: [stopping him] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Brad! If you go up those stairs, the next time you go to church, it'll be in a box!