Grounded for Life (TV Series)
Beat on the Brat (2004)
Megyn Price: Claudia Finnerty
Photos
Quotes
-
Claudia Finnerty : [after hearing of Sean's mishap with Ryan] Wow! Why didn't you just hit the kid over the head with a tire iron?
Sean Finnerty : There were witnesses everywhere!
-
Eddie Finnerty : No! I'm dumping her! She's already talking about having children!
Claudia Finnerty : What did she say?
Eddie Finnerty : We were at the park the other day and she said, "Look out for that kid!"
Claudia Finnerty : That's not the same thing.
Eddie Finnerty : It's a small step. I could hear her ovaries firing up!
-
Claudia Finnerty : [Hearing Eddie's scheme to date and dump women he finds on the Jewish dating website, J-Mate] So, what happens if you fall in love with this woman?
Eddie Finnerty : Well, then I'll convert.
[Glances down at his groin]
Eddie Finnerty : I'm already up to code.
Claudia Finnerty : Okay. Ew!
-
Claudia Finnerty : Brad's friends seem nice.
Lily Finnerty : Take off the mom hat and put on the chick hat.
Claudia Finnerty : Oh, my God! Dorks!
-
Claudia Finnerty : Tim Sheehan? What was *he* doing there?
Sean Finnerty : That's who they got to replace me! If it weren't for that smug bastard! And there he was, being all smug and bastardy! What was I supposed to do?