Grounded for Life (TV Series)

Bang on the Drum (2001)

Mike Vogel: Dean Piramatti

Quotes 

• Walt Finnerty : So, you're Dean?

  Dean Piramatti : Yeah. What of it?

  Walt Finnerty : Hey! Watch the sass, music boy! I've got disposable razors older than you!

  Dean Piramatti : What's that supposed to mean?

  Walt Finnerty : It means I'm older and I have razors!

• Dean Piramatti : Sorry, but your old man's a buttwad! He says he wants to rock, but he doesn't wanna rock. I wanna rock!

  Lily Finnerty : I know! It's such a shame! The other day I caught him watching VH1!

• Jimmy Finnerty : [Looking at a stopwatch]  Six seconds!

  Henry Finnerty : It didn't feel like I was going that fast.

  Jimmy Finnerty : Around the block in six seconds! No human could run that fast!

  Henry Finnerty : Being a robot is so cool!

  Dean Piramatti : [Approaching]  Is Lily home?

  Henry Finnerty : I don't know. Let me use my x-ray vision.

  [Peers at Lily's window] 

  Henry Finnerty : Nope.

  Dean Piramatti : Well, I'm gonna ring the bell.

  Henry Finnerty : I'm gonna run around the block. See ya in six seconds!

  [Runs off] 

  Dean Piramatti : What's wrong with Henry?

  Jimmy Finnerty : [Shrugs]  Just snapped.