- Sean Finnerty: Come on, baby! Don't make me miss this concert! I promised myself that if I ever got to see the Sex Pistols again, I wouldn't pass out this time!
- Claudia Finnerty: Well, I think there are more important things in life that having Johnny Rotten spit on you.
- Sean Finnerty: Wow! I... I don't even know who you are anymore!
- Raul: [Sees Henry gawking at his tattoos] What are you lookin' at?
- Henry Finnerty: [Enthusiastically] Naked lady on your arm!
- Raul: That's my mother!
- Henry Finnerty: [Contrite voice] Sorry!