- Dr. George O'Malley: [the interns are each monitoring a newborn quintuplet] I have the best quint. Lucy. She just smiled at me.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: She's nine hours old, George.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I'm saying, there are five babies here, and clearly *mine* is the advanced one.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Charlotte's smart. She's got wrinkles on her forehead. Very serious.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: OK. A: this is not a competition. And B: my quint kicks your quints asses. Emily's strong, she won't let go of my finger.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Hey, Julie has her organs on the *outside* of her body and she's still alive, thank you!
- Dr. Alex Karev: Kate's the best one.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [to Karev] I'm talking to you. In short, mono-syllabic sentences laced with disdain and contempt.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Unbelievable, who would do this to themselves?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: The woman wasn't just in prison, Yang, she was in solitary.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: She's seriously deranged.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: You try spending a month locked in a room with no windows, no one to talk to, 23 hours a day, see how deranged she is then.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Dr. Bailey, she's a murderer.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: I didn't say she wasn't. 1, 2, 3. I said try to having no one to make your snarky comments to for a solid month. My guess is you'd swallow the entire razor.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Forty years ago The Beatles asked the world a simple question. They wanted to know where all the lonely people came from.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Why'd you kill three people?
- Constance Ferguson: Start off with a little small talk, why don't ya.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You paged me?
- Nurse Olivia Harper: Another leech fell off and I can't get the new one to bite. I'm sorry, they just really freak me out.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I'm a surgeon, Olivia.
- Nurse Olivia Harper: You're an intern, George.
- Nurse Olivia Harper: I'm not that good at handling leaches.
- Dr. George O'Malley: [straight-faced] That's not what I heard
- Dr. Meredith Grey: So you're giving up the trailer?
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: I'm not giving up the trailer, is Addison telling people that I'm giving up the trailer?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: It's just funny, I just would never have pegged you for "that guy"
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: What guy?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: You know, the "marble bath, private pool, gated community" guy.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Don't peg me, I'm not peggable.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: You're pegged, deal with it.
- [Later]
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: I'm not giving up the trailer.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [smiling] Whatever you say, Dr. Sheperd.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [about Alex] I'm telling you, Meredith was all over him.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Seriously, she was all over him? What, like mounting him, with all the babies watching? Seriously?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Well, she would have been if I hadn't interrupted.
- Dr. George O'Malley: She was talking to him.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You don't talk to bastards who cheat on their girlfriends, George. That's the rule.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You weren't officially his girlfriend.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: That's not the point.
- Dr. George O'Malley: It is kind of the point. You don't see me getting all emotional over people I'm not dating.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Really? You want to go there?
- Dr. George O'Malley: No.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I'm having a moment here. Don't mess with me.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You're not gonna have a nervous breakdown and kill yourself are you?
- Dr. George O'Malley: No.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: So there's no chance you'll kill us?
- [Izzie storms off]
- Dr. George O'Malley: Oh, that was wrong on so many levels.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: And so good.
- Dr. George O'Malley: That was. That was good.
- [Cristina laughs]