Green Acres (TV Series)
Oliver's Jaded Past (1968)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : [Oliver's received an offer from his old law firm] I wouldn't live here for anything!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : But you're the one who always wanted to move back here?
Lisa Douglas : That was before I saw what New York does to you. It turns you from a Dr. Jerky into a Mr. Hive.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : What are you talking...
Lisa Douglas : Oliver, there are two yous: the New York you and the Hootersville you, and I prefer you when you're Dr. Jerky, which is the Hooterville you.
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Maitre d' : Would you care to order dinner?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [his chair at the table has disappeared] I'd like a chair!
Maitre d' : What, may I ask, did you do with the last one you had?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I didn't do anything with it! I just got up to dance!
Maitre d' : With a chair?
