Green Acres (TV Series)

Never Take Your Wife to a Convention (1967)

George N. Neise: Clerk

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : I'm a farmer. I called from Hooterville and we have a reservation for a suite.

  Clerk : Under what name?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oliver Wendell Douglas.

  Clerk : [shuffles some blue cards]  Ah, yes, yes, here we are: Oscar Mendell McDoogal.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : No, no, it's Oscar Wendell McDouglas. I mean, Oscar Doo- Oscar McDou- Oscar... O- Oliver! Oliver Dooglas McWendell.

  Clerk : While you're trying to make up your mind, will you please stand aside, we have a long line.