Green Acres (TV Series)

Never Take Your Wife to a Convention (1967)

Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : And you're still not going to send anybody to the convention?

  Mr. Haney : I don't see why you're so head up, it's not like we're against the Red Cross or anything.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : No, I didn't mean that...

  Mr. Haney : The only thing we're against is Gene Autry kissing the girl at the end of the picture.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Why, that's different...

  Mr. Haney : Even if it was Ruby Keeler, I wouldn't wanna see Gene kiss her.