Green Acres (TV Series)
Never Take Your Wife to a Convention (1967)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : I'm a farmer. I called from Hooterville and we have a reservation for a suite.
Clerk : Under what name?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oliver Wendell Douglas.
Clerk : [shuffles some blue cards] Ah, yes, yes, here we are: Oscar Mendell McDoogal.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : No, no, it's Oscar Wendell McDouglas. I mean, Oscar Doo- Oscar McDou- Oscar... O- Oliver! Oliver Dooglas McWendell.
Clerk : While you're trying to make up your mind, will you please stand aside, we have a long line.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [introducing Wanda to Lisa] Lisa, I want you to meet an old balloon of mine...
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : And you're still not going to send anybody to the convention?
Mr. Haney : I don't see why you're so head up, it's not like we're against the Red Cross or anything.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : No, I didn't mean that...
Mr. Haney : The only thing we're against is Gene Autry kissing the girl at the end of the picture.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Why, that's different...
Mr. Haney : Even if it was Ruby Keeler, I wouldn't wanna see Gene kiss her.
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Charlie : Say, eh, pal, level with me, will ya? What is all this?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : This is our house.
Charlie : Who done it to ya? Tell me, we'll take care of 'em.