The Greatest American Hero (TV Series)

The Greatest American Hero (1981)

Connie Sellecca: Pam Davidson

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Quotes 

• Bill Maxwell : If I'm not supposed to run this show, then why did our friends from the twilight zone put me aboard?

  Pam Davidson : Comic relief?

• Pam Davidson : [Ralph is driving Pam's convertible wearing his super suit]  At least sit on the cape!

• Pam Davidson : I don't know about you two, but I am started to get very frightened. Now, why don't we just call one of your superiors and get some help.

  Bill Maxwell : Oh good, that's terrific, counselor. What are you gonna tell 'em? That we saw a spaceship, that it talked to us, Ralph has some long underwear and cape that makes him fly around in the sky? That's a straight shot to the rubber room, honey. You already seen that once.

• Pam Davidson : [after Ralph tells her about the suit]  My parents are coming in next week from Michigan to meet you. Let's try the the little suit and the Lois Lane jokes on them. They're gonna love it!

• Pam Davidson : [to Ralph, who is wearing the suit and planning to break into a rich man's mansion]  You go in there and you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be sent away for so long, when you get out, this suit's gonna actually be in style.

• Pam Davidson : Are you saying this insanity has something to do with getting Taft in the Oval Office?

  Bill Maxwell : Well, we're just running it past the scanner, sweetheart, trying to find a little radio activity.

• Ralph Hinkley : Listen, Bill, I hate to be a crick at this late date, but don't you think that plan is a little bit sketchy?

  Bill Maxwell : It's sketchy, it stinks. You got a better one, let's hear it.

  Pam Davidson : Somebody ought to keep the President from landing.

  Ralph Hinkley : She's got a good point there, Bill.

  Bill Maxwell : Well, it's got to be up to you. Buzz or something, anything.

  Ralph Hinkley : Buzz him? You mean, fly up at that helicopter?

  Bill Maxwell : Yeah.

  Ralph Hinkley : Listen, man, I am Captain Crash. I navigate like I was hit with a can of Raid. This suit belongs in the Smithsonian. How am I gonna buzz that chopper?

• Pam Davidson : [to Ralph]  You broke his hand. I really think you broke his hand.