- James Evans, Sr.: Sam, I want you to meet my eldest son, James Jr. Junior, this the Reverend Sam.
- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: Is that your Cadillac out there? That's the biggest hog I ever seen!
- Reverend Sam: Well son, the Lord watches over me.
- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: Well, He must've blinked, because one of your hubcap's is missing!