The Golden Girls (TV Series)

The Actor (1987)

Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak

Quotes 

• Rose : Dorothy, is this a good champagne?

  Dorothy : Gee, it's hard to tell... the "2 for $7" sticker is covering the year of the vintage.

• Stage Manager : Mr. Vaughn! Mr. Vaughn! Did you hgear about the cast change?

  Patrick Vaughn : Cast change?

  Stage Manager : Ronald Bromberg has come down with the flu! He won't be able to play the Sheriff!

  Patrick Vaughn : Well, who can take over the part?

  Dorothy : [Walks in dressed as a sheriff]  Hello.

  Stage Manager : She's the only one in the cast who fits into the costume!

• Patrick Vaughn : So what harm did I do?

  Rose : What harm did you do? You lied to everybody!

  Blanche : You, sir, are nothin' but a lowdown, carpet-bagging, scallywag! And as God is my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!

  Dorothy : And another thing, you'll never WHAT?